Post by POA on Aug 27, 2004 2:22:38 GMT -5
In today's news, members of the Democratic cheerleading messageboard called SmirkingChimp founded a new organization that would be a reflection of their aspirations for national liberation from the Bush administration. In a unanimous vote, it would be agreed upon that the name of this organization would be "Democrats Against Democracy".
Many of the members of "Democrats Against Democracy" were very enthusiastic over the news.
Mateo, the DAD's official vulgarian had the following to say:
"I'm so f**king proud to be representing this d**n group of people defending america from the horrors of actually having a choice. It makes me feel like ripping apart a Greenie with a rusty oyster sthingy! You wouldn't be one of those effete cowards, would you?"
Mateo could not be reached for compliment soon afterwards due to terminal detonation.
Other members of DAD expressed similar sentiments.
Mossad-Dem, the group's official arbiter of acceptable discourse regarding the Middle East, quickly chimed in: "This is the organization that everyone's been waiting for even though they need us to tell them that they've been waiting for it. It's just what Martin Luther King would've wanted."
Mossad-Dem terminated further comment as he had to accept AIPAC's award for being the message board poster with the highest success rate at preventing discussion of American policy in the Middle East.
The management of the SmirkingChimp immediately announced it's support for freedom and democratic choice by ordering all of it's members to support DAD. After all:
"Get this straight. America is a two-party system. It's always been a two-party system and it's going to be a two party system long after you're dead. Eastasia has always been at war with Eurasia. Sieg Heil!"
The organization's ideological founder even managed to take some time off from rubbing some leftist's noses in nuts to praise the new organization.
"Politics is war" Colin Mattoon said. "We have to be just as obnoxious as the Republicans to win, and if there's one thing that I've certainly mastered, it's being obnoxious."
