How To Defend John Kerry-A Checklist

[POA]

You hear someone criticize John Kerry
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| Can you accuse them of being Green?
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| Yes
|----------------------------- Automatically dismiss. Especially if correct.
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|No
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Does the criticism involve Skull and Bones?
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| Yes
|-----------------------------Automatically dismiss. Ignore Kerry’s own biographer.
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|No
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Do you know the alma mater of the critic?
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| Yes
|----------------------------- Obviously less educated. Rub their noses in this and sneer triumphantly at their lack of erudition.
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|No
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If the criticism is otherwise relevant, point out choice is Kerry or Bush as if this magically makes a fact wrong.
Does this shut them up?
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| Yes
|----------------------------- Problem solved. Jawohl!
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|No
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Start endless histrionic threads about how painful it is to hear someone criticize Kerry. Claim that the sound of Kerry criticism is so painful that unnamed members of group leave rather than hear it.
Does that shut them up?
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| Yes
|----------------------------- Problem solved. Jawohl!
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|No
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Gang up on victim (whoops, critic) and insult them. Does this shut them up?
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| Yes
|----------------------------- Problem solved. Jawohl!
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|No
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Pile on threads where someone voices criticism of Kerry, denounce them loudly as a troll. Wait until management locks thread down. Congratulations-even though you haven’t actually solved anything, at least you don’t have to hear about it.

[Willelmus]

From my experience at SC, sounds about right.

[Moses]

There probably is just such a checklist in the organizations that man the SC message board.

And they have been operating off of it for some time.

Since the site was founded, I noticed members of an org (I think the guy in Idaho belongs) called Democrats for the 21st century? or something like that-- it was an org created to rope in younger doners (Oh gosh! don't kill me for my misspellings if you are out there!)

This whole move to squeeze blacks and others out of the party has been orchestrated for awhile. One wonders if they helped Bush in the election. So many of them seem to -- Gephardt, Rendell, Daschle, Kerry, Kerry, and others...

[Jay Berner]

Does anybody know how many Democrats there are?

I went lookin', but didn't find anything.

[Moses]

I read figures on this the other day, but can't remember where. Try googling for the word "shrinking" and "Democratic Party".

The Playahs are chasing people away from both parties, but are now trying to heard the Independents.

[POA]

Jay said:

Does anybody know how many Democrats there are?

I went lookin', but didn't find anything.

I looked for over an hour(!) (which itself is kind of amazing, since it's usually much easier for me to find information), and I couldn't find any kind of national statistic for the Democrats.

It's shocking that such a basic piece of information is so hard to find. What on earth did they do, classify it?

[Chicanery]

LMAO! ROFL!

When I've posted to TSC, they've always skipped straight to the last two steps. I think the ABBers should all invest in some earplugs and start learning how to hum because if they can't take it from like-minded(?) liberals, they're going to have a hard time dealing with it when the press decides it's time to tear Mr. Electable apart.